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The Gift of Humor for Stress-Free Living
Humor is a gift that cleanses your mind and nurtures your heart. If used correctly, a sense of humor allows you to easily build stronger relationships and relieve the tension and anxiety from stressful situations.
A sense of humor that is beneficial comes from a lack of ownership. Our habits are typically to place an emphasis on possessions and the physical. To develop a beneficial sense of humor, we must first realize that all things in this life are temporary and have no real ownership. We then must be pure of thought and purpose; with a child-like purity, humor will not put-down, attack or hurt anyone.
If you think of humor in the right manner, you will position yourself in a spiritual paradigm and be closer to the real you. And, by expressing humor, you will put yourself on the path to stress-free living.
Free Stress Reducers
- A woman had twins and gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Ahmal." The other went to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responded, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
- A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
- Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much - he became known as the lesser of two weevils.
- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
- A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilet seats. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
- And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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